High-School Teachers:You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student:I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor:lol same.

driftoffacliff:

date someone who uses their turn signal

Well, I don’t know, it’s kind of hard to think of yourself as a duchess when you’re sleeping on a damp floor. But sure, yeah. I guess every lonely girl would hope she’s a princess.

(Source: olivesaverin)

supernovaqirl:

anything over $10 is expensive

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

This is like a round of cards against humanity

(Source: disneydailly)

kerrsplat:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies.  I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.

justanothercinemaniac:

Forrest Gump is 20 years old today. A remarkable story about life, Forrest Gump is still a classic to this day.

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

Malfoys getting punched

(Source: luxurygoldgodess)

gifyourass:

The Emperor’s new groove (2000)

If you’re not reading it with her voice you’re lying. 

bookinspector:

Happiness is when the stickers pull cleanly off of a book

o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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ledaclones:

it’s the scottish independence referendum today

or as i like to call it

the great british break off