|High-School Teachers:||You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.|
|Actual College Student:||I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.|
|Actual College Professor:||lol same.|
date someone who uses their turn signal
Well, I don’t know, it’s kind of hard to think of yourself as a duchess when you’re sleeping on a damp floor. But sure, yeah. I guess every lonely girl would hope she’s a princess.
anything over $10 is expensive
Forrest Gump is 20 years old today. A remarkable story about life, Forrest Gump is still a classic to this day.
Malfoys getting punched
The Emperor’s new groove (2000)
If you’re not reading it with her voice you’re lying.
Happiness is when the stickers pull cleanly off of a book
"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board